Saturday, April 23, 2005

.: Disgusting behaviours of Singaporean muggers:.

.:MUGGERS VS SLACKERS:.


From my six years in pri sch, 4 yrs in sec sch, 2 yrs in JC and currently 1st year in uni.. i have came across all kind of students.
Basically i have classified them accordingly :

1) Slacker with fanstatic results.
- These are the real geniuses around and the most admirable kind of students in the school. I do have some friends like this. They can appear sloppy and sleepy in school, seldom been spotted in the campus but Somehow or rather, they still managed to get their straight As. Is either they are born with the exam luck or they are reallie good at "last-minutes-smart-studying".

2) Mugger with well-deserved fantastic grades.
- They believed through hard work, they can overcome their weakness. Study real hard from day to night, from night to day. They do not engage in last minute revision and faithfully finish their every single assigned piece of tutorial. They reap what they sow and every effort they put in are reflected on their good grades.

3) Mugger who tried very hard but nv seem to get reallie good grades.
- They are the unfortunate ones that slog their ass off during exams but never got what they feel they should deserve. Almost similar characteristics to the mugger with fantastic grades, but failure to study smart ( Du2 si3 su4) and the lack of exams luck bring them their downfall.

4) Slacker but somehow manage to breeze through. *phew*
- These are the lucky ones who always manage to scrap through and pray very hard every exams. Easily contented with a passing grade. Engages in "last minute hug buddha's leg " most of the time and find no time for tutorials. Muggers are their good friends aka reliable source of tutorials. Only geared up to be a mugger when the exam fever hits them one day before the exam starts.

5) Slacker that didnt make the grade.
- Their heck care attitude gives their tutors the worst nightmare. And up till exams, they do not have any idea what is going on for the course. Sometimes, even giving up hope on themselves. They may try to make some last minutes struggle but not lucky enough to pass.

6) Mugger that didnt make the grade.
-Either They are the ones that pretend to act like a mugger or they use the wrong kind of studying methods at the wrong time. Sigh.

DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR OF MUGGERS (that i have unfortunately come across)
#1 They get upset rather easily upon knowing about their classmates studying faster than them. The nxt thing u know is he/she will give you a black face for the rest of the day for studying faster than him/her.

#2 They like to create tension at the last few minutes before the exams start. They will bombard the panicking crowd with extra information and scare the shit out of everyone. In the end, everyone got so stressed up before the exam. Their insensitivity reallie irked me.

#3 Before the exam, they claimed to know this and that and explain to the panicky crowd. After the paper, ask him/her about similar things, they said they are unsure about how to do. Puzzling hor?

#4 Upon getting results, the first thing they will nag about is how come they lose that much of marks that prevent them from getting their full marks/thier A. Forgetting about the poor soul beside them who is struggling to find some marks on his/her paper to make the passing grade. Insensitive~!

#5 They are reallie sore losers sometime. Ouch!

I definately do not have the intention to pinpoint. And i am not stereotyping muggers. But i hope they can be more sensitive towards others' feeling. Sometime it really irked me to see that such insensitive people existed!

Friday, April 22, 2005

.: Let's cheer myself up..haha:.

.: JUST ENJOY~!:.


11.05pm, guy and gal were chatting happily, when guy uncontrollably yawns.

BAD EXAMPLE
gal (sounding out) : you feeling sleeping??
guy: yeah, tired from work...
gal (sounds concern) : ok, shan't disturb u, go and sleep lah
guy: ok, you have an early nite too..
guy hangs up the phone.

5 min later, phone rings, guy kena awaken by it..
guy
: hello?
gal: .............
guy: who's this?
gal (feeling unjust) : you felt very bothered by me is it?
guy (confused) : huh? what?
gal: .............
guy: why? what happened?
gal: you find me very bothersome is it?
guy: bothersome? why you said this??
gal: ..............
guy: what's the matter? how i would know if you dun say it out?
gal: we are chatting halfway, and you yawn, and went off to sleep...
guy: b...but, you are the one who ask me to go to sleep...
gal: you already said want to sleep already, what else u want me to say?
guy: haiz... if you wanna chat, just say so... what for tell me to go sleep, and feeling unhappy in the end?
gal: since when i'm unhappy?
guy: isn't this unhappy? ok ok, i won't sleep the next time, will that do?
gal: what's the point? i want you to chat with me willingly, and not because afraid that i will be unhappy...
**in the end, guy spend another X mins comforting gal, actual sleep time is 11.40pm, plus the earlier argument, he did not have a good sleep. what worse is the gal may argue with the same thing again the next day. **

GOOD EXAMPLE
gal (sounding out): you feeling sleepy?
guy (tired vocal, but sound interested) : abit, tired from work. but you have not finished talking, carry on, i will be listening.
gal (felt consoled) : orh, but since you are tired, go and sleep then
(still sounding out) never fall into the trap and hang up the phone
guy: there's no afternoon break today, indeed more tiring. how abt i give u a call tomorrow morning. let's chat awhile more ok?
(tells the reason, and offer make up measure)
gal: oh ok. go and sleep now, you must be tired.
(gal is willing to let guy go sleep, but guy must do a bit more than this.)
guy: so what time you are going to sleep?
gal: not sure, probably a bit later.
guy: ok, but not too late, not good for health. i will be heart pain one hor...
gal (feeling loved): ok lah...
guy: i love you the most!
(even if eyes are shutting also must remember to say this impt words, else all effort wasted)
gal: i loved you too, have a good rest! (happy till can float liao)
guy: ehmm...
** gal hang up the phone. in the end, 11.10pm. guy sleep peacefully, and probably a morning call from gal the next day... **


conclusion 1: female wants feeling and care. most of the time, female's logic cannot be figure out with a reasoning mind.

conclusion 2:say a few more touching words, concerning lines, will save you more than hour of precious time

conclusion 3: when encounter the above situation, must always let the gal hang up the phone first. else it will be disastrous...

conclusion 4: if your gf isn't like the one in the example, then congrats to u! treasure her! but if otherwise, dun accuse her of being unreasonable. what she wants is very simple.

(Gotten this from my email by a fren. enjOy~!)

Monday, April 18, 2005

Okie.. this reallie sucks..

.: I HATE EXAMS!:.


The exams has juz started last week n i already finished my third paper this morning. GOD DAMN IT... think i am gg to flunk already. +_+ i reallie hate MEB Leh.

Thruout the paper i didnt wat on earth am i doing man... that's so sick... and the no. of qn i didnt do plus the stupid mistakes i make is sufficient to make me fail the paper liao... Sigh.. i reallie hope in that last desperate attempt, by providing juz all equations is gd enough to save me.. i was absolutely desperate .. very desperate......yah. pathetic rite? n i cant even read that green book of charts. dunnoe how to find... all i c is more charts n more charts and ..... MY GOD... y cant they juz give me a normal data chart... like similar in the txtbk?

Doubt my CA is gd enuff to pull me up. Sian 1/2

Maths arh.. think i oso kinda screwed up lah. I am stuck at the first question.. and the many more. Hope my ODEs qn can pull me up.
Jap.. i cant say it was too easy or too difficult. But it was difficult than the usual practice sia.. n with the limited less than 100 adjectives..they ask me write an essay with 15 sentences... haha .. abt my daigaku no benkyou.. haha
Excrept of my essay
"
watashi wa nan ya li gou dai ga ku no dai ga ku sei desu. jujyo wa 8 ji hajimalimatsu.....
takusan shukudai o shimatsu ka ra, isogashii desu...
ma i shu no getsuyoubi to mokuyoubi ni nihon go no jujyo ga alimatsu. jujyo wa 5 ji han kara, 7 ji han made desu. watashi wa nihon go ga tsuki desu, de mo amali wakarimasen. so shi te omoshiroi desu......"

i should hv added " nihon go no sensei wa shin sei desu..." haha...

Tralala.. time tt i shd go bath liao. bad headache now..................