Friday, June 03, 2005

.: Wat the FART?!:.

I cant stand people who shoot missile at me in public area. It aint the first time already. It's many many million farting *unintended pun* time already! That is so uncivilised! *pissed*

Today, I went "strolling" with my bf at Metro Woodlands. Dying to show him the green-black slippers that I initially wanted to buy, we walked to the shoes section. Just as we stood at one of the shoes counter, i smelled something awlful from an Auntie who walked past me.

Me:" Did u smell somebody fang pi?"
Bf (sniff the air abit): " EEww.. better get to higher ground!!!"

It must be that Auntie who walked past me farted!!! That is extremely grossed, extremely inconsiderate and extremely uncivilised! And wat worse, it is a silent fart and a silent fart stinks more than a loud fart. That smell was so strong and "methane-concentrated" that I might black out if i stayed on at that spot for more than 2 seconds.

At least that was an open space. Imagine the horror if that was inside the lift. Sigh. -_-!

I have smelt methane gas for quite a few times in the lift before. There was even once a guy who farted just when the door is opened and quicky ran off before i could malu him. I was very stunned at what happened cos it happened far too quickly but i still found it funny. Maybe he ran off back home to LS. Sometime, the person who took the lift before me farted and left such a bad smell lingering behind in the lift, polluting the air inside the lift!

*pinch nose*

by ^momo^ at 11:32 PM |